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Symptoms of an Elmo Lover
- You don't use pronouns.
- Your favorite color is red.
- You have every thing with Elmo on it that was ever made, including the toothpaste with a picture of Elmo on it.
- You get front row seats to Sesame Street Live just to see Elmo.
- You buy a Tickle-Me Elmo at 100 times of what it normally costs.
- Your favorite song is Elmo's song.
- You own an Elmo that's bigger than you are.
- Your wardrobe consists of Elmo shirts.
- You watch Sesame Street just to see Elmo, even though you're way too old for it.
- Your bedroom looks like a shrine to Elmo.
- You make webpages like this.
- Your friends accidentally call you Elmo.
- Your best friend is Elmo, even though he's only a muppet on TV.
- You buy every Sesame Street book ever made just to look at the pictures of Elmo.
- You download every picture of Elmo just so you can plaster them all over your room.
- When you go for a family portrait you put your Elmo shirt on and get all 100 of your Elmo dolls (after all he's part of the family!)
- You paint your room red to match Elmo.
- You watch St. Elmo's Fire just because it has the word Elmo in the title.
- You dream of Elmo.
- You dress up as Elmo for halloween.
- You ask your fiancee to change his name to Elmo just so you can say you are marrying Elmo.
- You take Elmo out in public.
- You say Elmo everytime you say something.
- You have Elmo hanging on your rear view mirror or a sign that says "Don't Tickle Driver."
- You have an Elmo book bag.
- You see Elmo where you normally wouldn't.
- You sing to the "Elmo's Favorite Songs" CD.
- Your favorite movie is an Elmo video.
- Your baby's first word is Elmo.
- Your favorite word is Elmo.
- You wish you could meet Elmo.
- You laugh along with Elmo.
- You give everyone an Elmo for Christmas.
- You use Elmocize to lose those few extra pounds.
- You buy all the Sesame Street videos just to see Elmo.
- You have a toothbrush with Elmo on it to match the toothpaste tube.
- You are constantly tickled.
- You named your pet Elmo.
- You can't sleep without your Elmo blanket.
- You dye your hair red (kids-don't try this at home!)
- All of your school supplies have Elmo on them.
- You have friends by the name of Elmo and love......
(a)...going out with them so you can boast that you just went out with Elmo.
(b)...talking on the phone with them so you can tell your family that you're on the phone with Elmo.
- You always buy Elmo stuff for your friends/family but end up keeping them cause you can't bear to give them away!
- You state on your invitation cards to come to your birthday party with Elmo gifts.
- You own every t-shirt that even has Elmo's name on it.
- You have written to CTW suggesting that they should change "Sesame Street" to "Elmo and Friends".
- You own an Elmo shower curtain to match that toothbrush and toothpaste even if you have no kids!
- You met Elmo.
- Your license plate says "ELMO".
- You live on this web site.
- You go all the way to PA to Sesame Street Place. (it's a long way for some people)
- You use all the red ink in your printer while printing off Elmo's photo album.
- You have your picture taken with all your Elmo stuff and you get buried under all the Elmos.
- You're mentioned in the local newspaper for having a lot of Elmo stuff.
- You refuse to admit that Elmo is only a puppet.
- When people see you coming they plug their ears because they can't stand to hear any more Elmo talk.
- You take your favorite stuffed elmo doll to the library to help you and your friends study.
- You tell everyone "Elmo loves you!"
- You think the "e" in e-mail stands for Elmo.
- You have a tattoo of Elmo. (but I wouldn't suggest getting one!!!)
- Elmo has taken over your computer.
- Elmo is your good luck charm.
- You refuse to eat without your Elmo plate, cup, and silverware.
- You buy the latest Elmo doll as soon as it comes out.
- You go see "Elmo in Grouchland" even if everyone else is way younger than you.
- You like to play the piano just like Elmo.
- Your screen name has Elmo in it.
- Elmo is your prom date.
- You have "Elmo's Song" on your answering machine.
- You vote for Elmo for president.
- You go to toy stores just to see Elmo.
- You write Elmo comic strips.
- You're "honestly" taping Sesame street for your little brother/sister.
- You can't sleep without your favorite Elmo doll.
- You start your own Elmo fan club.
- You fly an Elmo kite.
- Your purse giggles.
- You have Elmo shoe string holders to match your purse.
- Your money goes towards buying even more Elmo stuff.
- You throw an Elmo themed party every February 3rd.
- You think that Elmo should be on TV more often.
- You are jealous of Zoe.
- You talk to your friends about Elmo instead of your son/daughter.
- You want to live on Sesame Street.
- Your fish is named Dorothy or Giggles.
- Instead of counting sheep at night, you count your Elmos.
- You constantly go to toy stores just to check out the latest Elmo doll.
- You ask people to imitate Elmo.
- You give Elmo his own room.
- You see Elmo wherever you go.
- You have an Elmo journal just so you can record all your Elmo thoughts and daily Elmo encounters.
Click here for a printable version of this page.
Have any more symptoms? You can now post your own symptoms in the Elmo Lover Board.
I would like to give a special thanks to everyone who has mailed me with their symptoms. Keep them coming!
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